Unsubscribing from Wolfram emails (rant)

I have been getting a bunch of emails from Wolfram and decided I wanted to unsubscribe.  No problem, right?  I’ll just scroll to the bottom of the email and click the… To view our privacy policy, click here: http://www.wolfram.com/legal/privacy/wolfram-research.html

To update your email, click here: http://www.wolfram.com/emailchange …the, uh… hmm. Well, maybe unsubscribing is included in “updating one’s email”? I click on that.

Nope. OK, let’s try “privacy policy”.

Aha, now we’re getting somewhere! I click on “unsubscribe”.